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    • Singalong

      Singalong

      Front:
      Some of my happiest moments are when I am alone in the supermarket, singing along with the piped in music.
      Inside:
      Blank
      Style#:
      SAS035

    • Sorry Asshole

      Sorry Asshole

      Front:
      I'm sorry. I'm an asshole. I didn't mean it like that.
      Inside:
      Blank
      Style#:
      SRY001

    • Stressed

      Stressed

      Front:
      I know you're stressed this week so I'll take your crappy attitude. But next week you will buy me dinner. And a decent bottle of wine.
      Inside:
      Blank
      Style#:
      SAS027

    • Stupid

      Stupid

      Front:
      Honey, you can only fight stupid with stupid.
      Inside:
      Blank
      Style#:
      SAS014

    • Sucks to Gain Weight

      Sucks to Gain Weight

      Front:
      I know it sucks to gain weight. But, generally speaking, it is better to be fat than dead.
      Inside:
      Blank
      Style#:
      SAS004

    • Swing Dance

      Swing Dance

      Front:
      I love a boy who can dance. Spin me, twirl me, thrill me, win me.
      Inside:
      Blank
      Style#:
      EXC004

    • Sympathy (Death Sucks)

      Sympathy (Death Sucks)

      Front:
      Death Sucks. I'm so sorry for your loss. Hang in there. With Sympathy
      Inside:
      Blank
      Style#:
      GRF001

    • Tall

      Tall

      Front:
      Tall. That's right. Supremely vertical.
      Inside:
      Blank
      Style#:
      BOY001

    • Thin Wrists

      Thin Wrists

      Front:
      I hate you, you tiny-wristed, photogenic, shiny haired bitch.
      Inside:
      Blank
      Style#:
      SAS028

    • This Job Sucks

      This Job Sucks

      Front:
      This job sucks. I had a feeling it would.
      Inside:
      Blank
      Style#:
      WRK003

    • Too Hot To Be Grandma

      Too Hot To Be Grandma

      Front:
      You're way too hot to be a grandma. Quit making the rest of us look bad.
      Inside:
      Blank
      Style#:
      SAS031

    • True Love

      True Love

      Front:
      You know it's true love when you can't get enough of the person who annoys the ever-loving crap out of you.
      Inside:
      Blank
      Style#:
      LOV004

    • Unfortunate Profile

      Unfortunate Profile

      Front:
      She was a very pretty Jewish girl with a very unfortunate profile.
      Inside:
      Blank
      Style#:
      JEW002

    • Will You Be My Bridesmaid?

      Will You Be My Bridesmaid?

      Front:
      Will you be my bridesmaid? I promise not to make you wear an ugly dress.
      Inside:
      Blank
      Style#:
      WDG006

    • Will You Be My Maid of Honor?

      Will You Be My Maid of Honor?

      Front:
      Will you be my Maid of Honor? I promise not to make you wear an ugly dress.
      Inside:
      Blank
      Style#:
      WDG011

    • Wish I Were Pregnant

      Wish I Were Pregnant

      Front:
      Sometimes, I wish I were pregnant. Not for the baby—but to explain the ever increasing weight gain
      Inside:
      Blank
      Style#:
      SAS020

    • Yoga

      Yoga

      Front:
      I am a tree. A barely balancing, stressed out, crazily neurotic hot mess of a tree.
      Inside:
      Blank
      Style#:
      EXC003

    • You Can Do It

      You Can Do It

      Front:
      I believe in you. You can do anything your little heart desires. Go be fabulous!
      Inside:
      Blank
      Style#:
      SAS016

    • You're Fired

      You're Fired

      Front:
      You're fired. Let's do lunch and still be friends.
      Inside:
      Blank
      Style#:
      WRK005

    • You're So Weird

      You're So Weird

      Front:
      You're so weird. I love that about you.
      Inside:
      Blank
      Style#:
      LOV002


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