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    Singalong

    Front:

    Some of my happiest moments are when I am alone in the supermarket, singing along with the piped in music.

    Inside:

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    Style#:

    SAS035

    
    
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    You're Fired

    Front:

    You're fired. Let's do lunch and still be friends.

    Inside:

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    Style#:

    WRK005

    
    
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    Prison?

    Front:

    Hey! I thought you were in prison? Where you been?

    Inside:

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    Style#:

    SAS034

    
    

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    High Maintenance

    Front:

    Happy gluten-free, sugar-free, dairy-free, salt-free, nut-free, vegan, Kosher, organic and/or whatever else Birthday! (Bake your own damned cake.)

    Inside:

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    Style#:

    BIR005

    
    
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    Selfish

    Front:

    If you don't acknowledge your birthday, we can't have birthday cake. Must you be so selfish?

    Inside:

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    Style#:

    BIR004

    
    
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    Father's Day: King of Flatulence

    Front:

    Happy Farter's Day! That's not a typo, you mighty king of flatulence.

    Inside:

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    Style#:

    FDY003

    
    

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    Meltdown

    Front:

    I am two staff meetings away from a complete and total meltdown.

    Inside:

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    Style#:

    WRK001

    
    
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    Kiss My Sass Lip Balm Promotion

    Ingredients:

    Ingredients: shea butter, cocoa butter, beeswax, peppermint essential oil

    Weight:

    .5 oz

    
    
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    Peacock

    Front:

    Well, aren't you looking fabulous!

    Inside:

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    Style#:

    CPT003

    
    

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    Boys Are Stupid

    Front:

    Boys are stupid. Girls are crazy. Once you figure that out, everything else makes sense.

    Inside:

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    Style#:

    SAS033

    
    
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    New Baby—Diapers

    Front:

    Congrats on your new baby. You know I won't be changing any diapers, right?

    Inside:

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    Style#:

    BBY001

    
    
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    Congrats: New Home

    Front:

    Congratulations on your new home! Wishing you lots of happiness + fun!

    Inside:

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    Style#:

    NHM001

    
    

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    Halloween—Candy Corn

    Front:

    Halloween is the perfect time to let your inner whore out and wear your new slutty candy corn costume!

    Inside:

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    Style#:

    HAL002

    
    
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    Got Your Back

    Front:

    It's good to know we'll always have each other's back!

    Inside:

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    Style#:

    SAS032

    
    
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    Divine Darling

    Front:

    My darling, you're divine. I love you now and always.

    Inside:

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    Style#:

    GAY003

    
    

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    Cancer Stick

    Front:

    Put down the cancer stick, Smokey. You're no fun for me if you're dead.

    Inside:

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    Style#:

    SMK001

    
    
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    Pregnant: Go Away

    Front:

    Quit telling me I'm cute. In fact, go away.

    Inside:

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    Style#:

    PRG005

    
    
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    Pregnant: Martini

    Front:

    Life is like a martini. And I'm a stuffed olive.

    Inside:

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    Style#:

    PRG004

    
    

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    Registry

    Front:

    If I had wanted one of these, I would have registered for it.

    Inside:

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    Style#:

    WDG004

    
    
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    Pay Enough

    Front:

    This was neither listed in my job description nor do I get paid enough.

    Inside:

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    Style#:

    WRK002

    
    
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    Restraining Order

    Front:

    Everything was perfect. Until the restraining order.

    Inside:

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    Style#:

    BOY003

    
    

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    Oprah

    Front:

    Girl, life is short. Work it 'til you make it. Like Oprah.

    Inside:

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    Style#:

    SAS019

    
    
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    Mother's Day: Your Little Girl

    Front:

    I promise, Mom. I’ll always be your little girl. Happy Mother’s Day!

    Inside:

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    Style#:

    MDY002

    
    
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    Screw Up

    Front:

    It's okay. You're not a screw up. I'd tell you if you were.

    Inside:

    Blank

    Style#:

    SAS030

    
    

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    Auntie

    Front:

    Heavens, no! I'm just the Aunt.

    Inside:

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    Style#:

    PRG003