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- You know it's true love when you can't get enough of the person who annoys the ever-loving crap out of you.
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- LOV004
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- Our arguments are like a circus of words.
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- SAS036
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- It's better to be fat than dead.
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- MGNT001
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- You're not a screw up.
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- MGNT003
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- Momma likes her cocktails.
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- MGNT002
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- You can only fight stupid with stupid.
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- MGNT004
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- Milk and cookies are for Santa. I'll be getting through the holidays with vodka. Joy to the world.
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- XMS010
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- Nothing but dirty socks and deodorant in here.
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- This bag is the property of...P.S. You're cute. Are you single?
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- LGTG002
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- Ingredients: shea butter, cocoa butter, beeswax, chocolate mint flavor
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- .5 oz
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- LIPB002
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- Kindly keep the hell out of my luggage!
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- This bag is the property of...
PS. You look fabulous!
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- LGTG001
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- Some of my happiest moments are when I am alone in the supermarket, singing along with the piped in music.
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- SAS035
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- You're fired. Let's do lunch and still be friends.
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- WRK005
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- Hey! I thought you were in prison? Where you been?
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- SAS034
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- Happy gluten-free, sugar-free, dairy-free, salt-free, nut-free, vegan, Kosher, organic and/or whatever else Birthday! (Bake your own damned cake.)
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- BIR005
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- If you don't acknowledge your birthday, we can't have birthday cake. Must you be so selfish?
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- BIR004
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- Happy Farter's Day! That's not a typo, you mighty king of flatulence.
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- FDY003
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- I am two staff meetings away from a complete and total meltdown.
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- WRK001
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- Well, aren't you looking fabulous!
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- CPT003
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- Boys are stupid. Girls are crazy. Once you figure that out, everything else makes sense.
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- SAS033
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- Congrats on your new baby. You know I won't be changing any diapers, right?
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- BBY001
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- Congratulations on your new home! Wishing you lots of happiness + fun!
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- NHM001
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- Halloween is the perfect time to let your inner whore out and wear your new slutty candy corn costume!
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- HAL002
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- It's good to know we'll always have each other's back!
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- SAS032
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- My darling, you're divine. I love you now and always.
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- GAY003
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- Put down the cancer stick, Smokey. You're no fun for me if you're dead.
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- SMK001
